Stranger: Hi, where a you two from?
Girlfriend and Me: USA. Florida and California.
Stranger: You guys don’t look American. Are you sure?
Me: Well, some of my family is from Mexico.
Girlfriend: My family is Serbian, but I was born in Croatia and moved to American when I was young.
Stranger: A-ha! I knew it. Where do you live now?
Girlfriend and Me: China.